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They have killed all known germs in that
bathroom.

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And a few unknown ones.

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Serves you right.

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I'm sure that leaves a dirty great oil
slick every time you have a bath.

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Plus enough hairs to weave Burt Reynolds
a spare syrup.

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It's all gone now, Trace. That bath is
so clean you could toss a salad in it.

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Good. Now you can do the downstairs lab.

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Hang on, hang on.

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How come you get to dust the Wedgwood
knick -knacks and I spend the day with a

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bulk brush welded to me arm?

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Because the last time you did any
cleaning, John Major was still a

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nobody.

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John who?

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Anyway, I do do cleaning, Trace.

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I wiped up that takeaway biryani I spilt
down the back of the radiator, didn't

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I? What biryani?

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Nothing.

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No milk, slice of lemon if you have such
a thing.

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Aren't you going to introduce me to your
new cleaning lady, Tracy?

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Oh, shut up, Dor, she'll want pain.

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I had to sack mine last week for
scratching my vanity unit.

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Oh, you couldn't do my house too, could
you, Sharon?

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I'd rather French kiss Hannibal Lecter.

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It was just a thought.

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Now, what are your plans for Sunday?

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Consumer testing my duck and down, if
any luck.

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We're shampooing downstairs carpet,
shall.

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Why, what do you have in mind?

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Epping.

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Oh, I don't know, Dore. I've never been
epped.

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What's going on in Epping, then? A car
boot sale.

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Now, I've just had lunch with Melanie
Fishman, and she told me all about the

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she went to last week.

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Melanie Fishman?

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She's yanking your chain.

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No, really.

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She picked up a cartonware vase, six
fish knives, and a 19 -year -old

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called Jason.

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Oh, I get it.

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And you want to go to one too, see if
there's any more where he come from.

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Exactly. You see, I looked at myself in
the mirror this morning when I was doing

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my calonetics.

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And I realised, I still have the body of
a 19 -year -old. Poor Mandy Fishman had

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him.

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She did.

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And I want one too.

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So, are you coming with me?

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Oh, you don't want us around or cramping
your style.

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Mary Whitehouse, cut and crank Dorian
style.

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Oh, come on, you might pick up some
bargains.

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Sharon, don't those jumble sale clothes
you wear need replacing?

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I love you. No, this is not second hand.

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Bloody ish, shall we smile in?

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Oh, please, come. It might be fun.

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I'll tell you what.

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Why don't we sell stuff?

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There's loads of Chris's old tat in the
flat in Edmonton.

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Might as well make some and go to
Useless Ponce.

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Yeah, and I'll get rid of some golf.

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his old gear. You got anything you want
to get rid of, doll? Only a husband.

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Well, we could give the proceeds to a
worthy cause.

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Yeah. Help the aged.

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Save the children.

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Treat the Sharon a do -me.

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Someone

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will

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grass us up to the bad taste, please.

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You don't hear records like that
anymore.

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No, I think they've passed the law.

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Have you found anything valuable?

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Only Diamond Dog, personally autographed
by David Bowie.

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True Blue, personally autographed by
Madonna.

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You're kidding.

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Got any more?

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The best of Elvis?

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With gold.

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With gold.

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Elvis Presley.

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Oh, my God. used to wear this. He looked
just like a cute little Eskimo.

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Oh, my Chris used to wear this.

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He looked like a dirty great plonker.

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Night fever, night fever.

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We forgot how to do it.

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When you first met your Chris, you said
he had John Travolta's eyes.

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Yeah, well, the thieving toe rag will
nick anything that ain't nailed down.

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Why'd you marry him, Shell?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Because he snobbed great to three times
a lady.

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Because he asked.

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Because marriage seemed to suit you and
Daryl so well. Yeah, we was a bit

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lovestruck back then.

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You still are, Trace.

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When you two gaze at each other across
that prison table, even I hear Nigel

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Kennedy.

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Oh.

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I thought that.

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I thought it'd put a bit of excitement
back into our sex life.

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Chris bottled out a wear in it.

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Oh, look at that.

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Where was he?

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That's Brighton, I think.

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Honestly, the way some people behave at
a party.

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Someone's got to wear that coat
afterwards.

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Another orgy by the look of it. Oh,
yeah.

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Back then we had more wild parties than
the young Conservatives.

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There's Keith Wheeler when he had that
perm that looked like an armpit

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transplant.

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Must have been his 21st.

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And look at them two under the table,
slogging in front of everyone.

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Where? There.

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See?

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Mind you, what do you expect from a bird
who'd wear follow me home and bonk me

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shoes?

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Some people got no

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shame.

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Who was it, Shell?

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No idea.

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Let's get on with it, shall we, Trace?

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Daryl might know.

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Would he?

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Yes. Hi.

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Do you reckon I could plug this up,
Sotheby's?

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It's a bin bag, you lemon.

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It's not a bin bag.

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It's the bin bag I wore to the first
ever Sex Pistols concert.

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Look, it's got Johnny Rotten's autograph
on it.

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Right, I've cleared out my boot and I've
found my wallpaper table, so we're all

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set for tomorrow.

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If I find someone to fill those, it'll
all be worthwhile.

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They're never Marcus's. Oh, Sharon, if
Marcus was the sort of man to wear black

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Lycra sighting shorts, do you think I
would feel so unfulfilled?

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Well, whose are they then?

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Luke's.

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Oh, God, I miss him.

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Okay, so he was a little raw and
unseasoned. Make him sound like a slab

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beefsteak.

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By all accounts, he was.

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But I loved his simple, unpretentious
ways.

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You mean you liked a bit of rough?

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Marcus has accountant's hands.

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You see, I prefer men whose hands are
covered with calluses that snag your

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stockings.

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Men who sweat for a living.

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Throwing her knickers at Tom Jones,
Nick.

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I'm... Lick of predictable assignations
in motels off the M25.

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I want a man whose van is full of tools
and tarpaulins.

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I want spontaneous passion.

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Here, show them photos we found, shall
we?

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What photos?

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We found these old photos of spontaneous
passion at some party.

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You'd have thought Boots would have
refused to develop them. Oh, go on,

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show me.

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I don't know where they are.

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You do.

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She just wants you to beg a little. Oh,
please, Sharon.

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Pretty please.

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It's like a bucket of cold water over a
summer.

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What's the big deal?

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It's no big deal, Trice. Just give it a
rest rule, yeah?

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Only photos for God's sake.

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Oh, who rattled her cage?

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She's keeping sight from me, darling.
No, she is.

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Not the biryani down the back of the
radiator.

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No, not that.

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What biryani?

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In the back of what radiator?

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What are you doing, Trace?

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You ain't still looking for that blue
Peter badge I half -inched off you when

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was kids, are you?

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We'll look for it tomorrow.

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Going to bed or what?

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You've been niggling me all day.

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Whenever I said anything, you went into
one.

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I ain't got the faintest idea what
you're talking about.

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In this photo.

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It's Daryl, isn't it?

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No. Definitely Keith Wheeler.

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Your Daryl wouldn't have been seen dead
with a perm like that.

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Behind Keith Wheeler.

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Under the table, snogging that... that
slag.

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Well, it is, isn't it?

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How can you tell? You can only see their
feet.

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Because he had cowboy boots like that. I
remember them distinctly.

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Trace, so did half of North London after
Kenny Lawrence turned over that shoe

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wearer in Tottenham.

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Just tell me it's Daryl, innit?

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You're being stupid, Trace. You're the
one being stupid, Sharon. Tell me it's

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Daryl now or you're out on your ear.

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What if I tell you it is Daryl? You're
still out because you should have told

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me.

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Well, thanks for being so reasonable,
Trace. Other people might have lost

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rag about this.

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But just tell me...

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talk about this in the morning?

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I found a picture of my husband getting
his end away under the finger buffet and

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you want to talk about it in the
morning?

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I'm going back to bed, Trace. Sharon!

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What?

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Is it Daryl?

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Yes, Trace.

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It's Daryl.

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Made you some chamomile tea to calm you
down. I'm calm.

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It's Tracy who's turned mental.

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And you don't know why.

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Or you do know why and you're not
telling. Delete where inapplicable.

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Dorian, couldn't you mind your own just
once in a while?

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Not when yours is so interesting.

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Good night, Dor.

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To be thrown out of one house in the
middle of the night is unfortunate.

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To be thrown out of two is positively
foolhardy.

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Particularly as Ian McGaskill predicted
ground frost.

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OK, Dor.

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Here's a for instance.

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Say the husband or wife of someone close
to you had had a bit of a drunken leg

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over years ago.

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Would you tell?

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Oh, if this is blackmail, Sharon, it
won't work.

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Marcus trusts me implicitly for some
reason.

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Hard as it may seem, Dorian, you're not
the only person in the world who puts it

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about.

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You don't mean it's Tracy who's gone
astray?

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Course not.

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There aways.

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Well, prison life can affect some men's
sexuality that way.

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Not now.

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Years back at Keith Wheeler's party.

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Tracy didn't know nothing about it till
we started sorting through them bin

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bags. So it was Daryl in the photo.
Well, I never.

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Yes, you do, Daryl, all the time.

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But Daryl doesn't.

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your face, anyone would think it was
you.

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I do think it was me, Dore.

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Not that I can remember anything about
it.

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I blame Keith Wheeler's special Hawaiian
punch.

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I'm sure it's 90 % proof.

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And you've kept quiet about it all these
years.

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No.

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I must have blotted it out of me mind
till them photos came to light.

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It's a shame, really.

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If you are going to have an illicit snog
with your sister's hunky husband, it

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seems a pity to have forgot about it,
doesn't it?

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Well, I think you'd feel better if you
told her about it.

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Daughter, I might feel her fist down my
throat if I told her about it.

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I can't. She'd never trust me again.

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Yeah, perhaps you're right.

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Ignorance is bliss.

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In which case, your Marcus must think
he's died and gone to heaven.

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I must be off my trolley discussing the
ins and outs of fidelity with you.

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It's like talking community care with
Saddam Hussein.

250
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:03,100
I am the perfect person to discuss it
with. You see, I know about these

251
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:04,390
I've been there.

252
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,760
Yeah. And you've got the grass stains on
your bum to prove it.

253
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:13,039
Tracy will be fine by morning. By the
time we do the car boot sale, she'll

254
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,180
forgotten all about it.

255
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:18,719
She won't want to do the car boot sale,
will she? Oh, Tracey. Oh, of course she

256
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,480
will. Leave it to me.

257
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:29,999
Look, what about the Epping Rotarians? I
don't give a monkey about the Epping

258
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,460
Rotarians and their charity work. My
world's just falling apart.

259
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,740
Look, of course it hasn't. It's just
shifted a little.

260
00:12:37,741 --> 00:12:41,499
Yes, and you can shift and all. I don't
want any rotten old bags cluttering up

261
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,550
my patio.

262
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,670
I warned you.

263
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,060
I do think she is overreacting.

264
00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:12,610
I mean, hasn't everyone done something
at a party they'd rather forget?

265
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:17,800
I did a full strip tease to sing along a
max on my IT. Oh, how embarrassing.

266
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,800
Yeah, I know. It was my record.

267
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,180
I mean, look at all this schmutter.

268
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,260
It's your fault, Dore.

269
00:13:26,261 --> 00:13:30,019
I'd still be in my own bed if you hadn't
wanted to find yourself a bit of

270
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,580
working class tongue and groan.

271
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,930
Well, what are we going to do with it
all?

272
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,400
Flug it, of course.

273
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,500
But how?

274
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:40,170
My car is being serviced and we don't
have Tracy's car anymore.

275
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,130
And what's that in your garage? A
pumpkin?

276
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,150
You don't mean Marcus's Jaguar?

277
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:48,420
Well, they do still fit him with boots,
don't they?

278
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,010
Yes, they do.

279
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:54,790
But for Louis Vuitton luggage, not bin
bags full of soiled crimpleen.

280
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,970
Well, what else can we do, Dor?

281
00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,070
I can't go home with two and eight
Tracys in.

282
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,030
Look, we've collected all this stuff. We
might...

283
00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:04,520
Fill it.

284
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,670
Come on, girls. Get your money out.
Don't be mean.

285
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:19,210
LPs, antiques, bric -a -brac, knick
-knacks, excitement shorts to get sweaty

286
00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:21,990
shoes to get... Well, just shoes.

287
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:27,149
You've got it, we've got it. Walk past
at your peril. Come on, love. Did you

288
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,200
just make that up?

289
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,170
Just leave the woman with your dog.

290
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,350
You really want that?

291
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:34,920
Perhaps I am.

292
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,590
Maybe you can get to it yourself.

293
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:41,349
Tenpies? It's yours for a tenner, love.
They're all the rage at the acid ass

294
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:42,400
parties. Tenpies?

295
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:45,460
A piece of paper's kitsch like that?
This is fascinating.

296
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,410
Will you shut up, please?

297
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,470
Hang on, love. Look, look.

298
00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:56,529
Genuine Mark Bolan autograph on that.
From before he learnt to spell

299
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:57,580
Tyrannosaurus Rex.

300
00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:00,370
I can see you're a fan. I'm giving it
away two quid.

301
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,560
Good choice. Thanks a lot, love.

302
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,060
Excuse me, how much are these?

303
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,610
Sharon, would you please see to this
person?

304
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,540
What can I do for you?

305
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,890
How much?

306
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,180
How much do you think?

307
00:15:18,181 --> 00:15:19,319
I don't know.

308
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,370
20 pence?

309
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,170
Tell you what, I'll give you a fiver for
that.

310
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:24,950
Dorian Green.

311
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,980
It's a pleasure to do business with you.

312
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,330
Tom Lucas.

313
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,770
Oh.

314
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,820
Goodness, what an enormous ward.

315
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,620
They're in the building trade.

316
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,280
Cash in hand sort of thing.

317
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,510
Really?

318
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,010
How wonderful.

319
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,630
You couldn't help me to the van, could
you?

320
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,250
You have a van?

321
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,690
Yes.

322
00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,250
Tools and parlings and such like. But we
should find some room for it.

323
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,590
Sounds perfect.

324
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,410
Just going to see to this nice young
man, Sharon.

325
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,940
I'm sure you will.

326
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,400
Don't snag your stockings.

327
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,340
Go on, Trace, take it.

328
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,920
Tell her I don't want it.

329
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:30,780
She don't, I mean, she doesn't want it.

330
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,150
It's yours.

331
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:42,050
It don't even begin to pay for the op
knob she's had off me since she moved

332
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,710
Been keeping a tab of you? They don't
make notepads big enough.

333
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,150
OK, I'll keep it.

334
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:52,100
Hush money for not grassing up your
squeaky clean husband.

335
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,010
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go
and get some of my gear.

336
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,360
Oh, why didn't she tell me, door?

337
00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:07,328
I feel so stupid. She didn't tell you
because she was frightened you'd get

338
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:09,499
upset. Well, it didn't bloody work, did
it?

339
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,189
I bet all of our own mates know what
Daryl got up to at Keith Wheeler's

340
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:16,088
And God knows where else. Well, I'm sure
they've forgotten by now.

341
00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:18,729
Yeah, well, I shall certainly be
reminding him when I visit him on

342
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,900
Shouldn't you just let sleeping dogs
lie?

343
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,680
Not until I find out which dog he's been
sleeping with.

344
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,469
Sorry, doll, you've lost me.

345
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,349
And you'll lose me unless you tell me
the truth, Daryl.

346
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:33,710
Eh? I mean it.

347
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,270
Well, some party, isn't it?

348
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,720
Hold up.

349
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:43,300
That's my sheepskin coat they're doing
the business on.

350
00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:46,729
Here, can I keep it, Trace? I could get
a week's worth of snout for this.

351
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,890
Not that boat, sir. This one.

352
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,490
Ring any bells, does it?

353
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:55,010
Oh. Reactivate any stirrings in the
groin department.

354
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:56,560
Well,

355
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,429
that's Keith Wheeler, isn't it?

356
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:03,489
When he had that perm, it looked like an
armpit, Charles Brown.

357
00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:06,200
And who's that behind him, snogging
under the table?

358
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,889
Got me there, babe.

359
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,360
I have, haven't I? Right by the short
and curlies.

360
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:13,690
Oh, you think it's me?

361
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,110
I don't think it's you.

362
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,360
I know it's you.

363
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:17,860
Yeah.

364
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,190
Where did you say this was?

365
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,010
Keith Wheeler's 21st.

366
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,209
So what do you want me to say?

367
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,610
I want you to say A.

368
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,130
Yes, Trace, it's me.

369
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:35,320
B, who the slag is. And C, how long it
went on for.

370
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,080
Keith Wheeler's party?

371
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,890
You and her.

372
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,620
Hours. Months.

373
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,750
Years.

374
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:46,000
Yeah. It's me. I recognise them cowboy
boots.

375
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,080
Just tell me who the slag is.

376
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,500
Dunno. Cobblers.

377
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:54,159
I don't remember, honest. Two pints of
Keith Wheeler's special Hawaiian punch

378
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,679
and I lost the use of both me legs.

379
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,210
Oh, so that's why you're lying on top of
her, is it?

380
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,410
Tracy, it's all a blur.

381
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:06,749
I'll tell you one thing, though. I
didn't fancy her, I'm sure of that.

382
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,009
Oh, and they're supposed to make me feel
better, is it?

383
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:14,529
Yeah. Well, you know, some underdressed,
oversexed sorts are just a bit of mouth

384
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,129
-to -mouth when you're out of your
skull. And you thought it might be rude

385
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,180
refuse.

386
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:21,129
Look, I don't know what you're getting
so steamed up about.

387
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:24,129
Let's face it, I'm banged up in here for
a lot worse than a snog. Yeah, and you

388
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,709
never told me about any of that either.

389
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,089
Just as well, wasn't it? Judging from
the amount of background I'm getting

390
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,140
a photo.

391
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,370
It's history, babe.

392
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,010
Yeah.

393
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,519
I'm sorry.

394
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,750
I suppose I've got it a bit out of
proportion.

395
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:40,199
But you've got to understand I'm on my
own out there, Daryl.

396
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,420
I need to be sure you're worth waiting
for.

397
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,730
I am, babe.

398
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,110
Honest, I am.

399
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,560
You're what keeps me sane in this nut
house.

400
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,979
Don't give up on me just because I
snogged some old slag years ago in a

401
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,030
of wild drunkenness.

402
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,160
Come in, you silly cow.

403
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,850
Truth's trace.

404
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,920
Truth's trace. That's good, isn't it?

405
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,550
Stop being so humble, Sharon. It don't
suit you.

406
00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:30,479
Dorian said you went to visit Daryl
today.

407
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,530
Yeah.

408
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:36,380
And? And we discussed the political
situation in the Middle East.

409
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,450
What did he say?

410
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:42,729
But he'd been out of his brain and he
couldn't remember who she was, but it

411
00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,840
only the once and he didn't even fancy
her.

412
00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:50,330
But he was really sorry and he loved me
and could I ever forgive him?

413
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,160
Nice one, Daryl.

414
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,320
And Kenya?

415
00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:56,690
I haven't got much choice, have I?

416
00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,830
Am I forgiven for keeping quiet?

417
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:01,580
I suppose so.

418
00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:03,789
But you've got to see why I had the ump
shell.

419
00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:06,689
I mean, you're my sister, you're
supposed to tell me things like that.

420
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:07,740
the contract.

421
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,250
I've seen Marcus just now in his garden
admiring his ollyocks.

422
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,460
I won't change the subject.

423
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,990
I ain't, Trace.

424
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:22,459
I thought you and I could pop over and
give him a quick rundown on all Dorian's

425
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:23,379
toy boys.

426
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,580
Up to and including this latest hunk.

427
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,350
Be gutted, Shell.

428
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,350
Exactly.

429
00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:33,259
When you know stuff like that, Trace,
you're damned if you do tell and you're

430
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,279
damned if you don't.

431
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,840
Well, I'd rather know the truth.

432
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,390
Well, go on, then.

433
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,650
Go and see Marcus.

434
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,690
Give him my best while you're ruining
his life?

435
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:45,079
Mind you, I'd have been a sight less
miserable these past few days if I

436
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,130
known.

437
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:50,219
So you see the position I was in? Yeah,
as well as the position Daryl was in

438
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,270
with that slag.

439
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,110
Dorian's sober enough, uncomfortable,
Trace.

440
00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,600
And she has skimmed milk.

441
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,780
And she won't let me watch Grain Jill.

442
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,060
When are you moving back?

443
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:22,859
Well, according to my reckoning, we have
precisely £6 .30 left from what we made

444
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:23,910
on Sunday.

445
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,320
Pina colada, two straws and a packet of
dry roasted, or the cab for your own.

446
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,760
Well, the night's young, Trace.

447
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,710
Might still pull.

448
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,210
Then I could grash up to your barrel,
couldn't I?

449
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,249
And, Shell, when he comes out, you won't
say nothing about Patsy Edwards or

450
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,690
Manfred in Berlin, will you?

451
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,360
I might.

452
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:46,790
Then again, I might not.

453
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,810
Well, I didn't do nothing with them.

454
00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:51,940
You snubbed them, though, didn't you?
Yeah, but no tongues.

455
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,550
You can't deny a bit of mental airs,
your father.

456
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:58,370
Yeah, but that's not as bad.

457
00:22:58,550 --> 00:22:59,810
Of course it is. It's worse.

458
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:02,520
Because you knew exactly what you were
doing.

459
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,660
At least your Daryl was Oliver Reeded
out of his skull when he went astray.

460
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,390
You won't say nothing, Cheryl.

461
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,130
Of course I won't.

462
00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,160
What's it worth?

463
00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:17,330
Look, there's Dorian with her latest bit
of rough and tumble.

464
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,030
You don't look very rough to me.

465
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:21,840
Maybe you like to grab the brick dust
off of an evening.

466
00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:23,870
I don't mind scrubbing enough.

467
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,230
Only in the mental sense, of course.

468
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,300
Oh, girls.

469
00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,380
Tom.

470
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,530
Tom, you remember Sharon for the car
boot sale?

471
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:35,000
Of course I do.

472
00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,719
I hear you made a nice little packet.

473
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,770
Yeah, we did.

474
00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:41,679
Dorian's always been partial to nice
little packets, ain't you, Dor? You

475
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,059
check out some of the car boot sales up
in Suffolk.

476
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:46,290
Brilliant stuff going for an absolute
song.

477
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,530
I'm Tracy.

478
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,280
Oh, Tom, what nice smooth ends you've
got.

479
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:53,830
Not a callus inside.

480
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,340
What washing -up liquid do you use?

481
00:23:56,341 --> 00:23:59,599
Tom, why don't you go and find a table?
I'll come over in a minute.

482
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,779
OK. And if you ever come across anything
of interest in your lot, do give me a

483
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:04,649
ring.

484
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:05,700
Bye -bye.

485
00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:08,970
Cripton Comics.

486
00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:12,070
The specialist shop for rare comic
books.

487
00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:16,029
Well, he's tried to, but he certainly
ain't rough. Yes, well, it was all a

488
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:19,250
front, and I felt it. God, I feel so
stupid.

489
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:22,489
Why pretend to be common when you ain't?
About what we do.

490
00:24:22,490 --> 00:24:27,209
To keep the prices down at the car boot
sales. You see, off goes the Armani suit

491
00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:30,869
and the old Etonian accent, and on goes
the donkey jacket and the Arthur

492
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:31,920
Scargill bow.

493
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,450
So you've got your hands on a proper
knob, haven't you?

494
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:42,459
Five pounds he gave me for Marcus's
Batman comics. And now I've found out

495
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,660
could be worth a fortune.

496
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,460
You must feel well, you.

497
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:46,710
Well, I do, a little.

498
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:55,079
And... I suspect he's only taking me out
because I've told him Marcus has got

499
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,400
20 years' worth of Supermans in the
attic.

500
00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,890
When has he?

501
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,130
Haven't got a clue, but it could take
him weeks to find out.

502
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:07,990
Come on, shit.

503
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:10,260
Here, listen to this, Trace.

504
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:17,479
A disturbing but ultimately unimportant
incident in your past will only serve to

505
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,660
strengthen your relationship as long as
you do not act in haste. You're kidding.

506
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:23,950
That's my horoscope.

507
00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:26,010
No, that's Gloria Honeyford.

508
00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:31,769
Yours says, be extra kind to your sister
and do chicken Kiev with oven chips for

509
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:32,820
tea tonight.

510
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:36,620
Come on, Shell, give us an end. We've
got to shampoo the carpets this

511
00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:41,290
It says here, shampooing carpets is the
path to unhappiness.

512
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:45,789
You want to move back to Dorian's or
what? No, she doesn't. I'm still finding

513
00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:47,630
toenail clippings in the shag pile.

514
00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:52,469
Oh, and you thought I might want them
back. Cheers, Dor. This is leftover

515
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:55,390
jumble. All right, doll, you won't catch
leprosy from me.

516
00:25:56,590 --> 00:26:01,530
I can't believe with my natural foals
ability I didn't manage to flog thee.

517
00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:05,280
Well, look, bit of a darn, you could
still flame spaghetti through it.

518
00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:11,650
Oh, that ain't that bad, Chase.

519
00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:15,180
Here, remember them blue and yellow
platform shoes I made Mum buy me?

520
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:17,840
They're yours.

521
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:19,980
Are they?

522
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:21,220
I don't remember.

523
00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:22,860
They are.

524
00:26:22,861 --> 00:26:25,479
You got them to go with that red and
green dress that made you look like a

525
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,530
Christmas tree.

526
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,090
So?

527
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:34,680
There's something going on here. What is
it? I'm very sensitive to mood swings.

528
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,730
It's got something to do with those
shoes, hasn't it?

529
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,190
They are, see?

530
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,440
The woman under the table's wearing
them.

531
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,300
Look, you've got to remember, Trice.

532
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,300
I overdid the Hawaiian punch and all.

533
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,000
I don't remember snogging your daryl on
if I don't.

534
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,030
You didn't?

535
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,360
I must have done them our shoes.

536
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,620
Which I borrowed for Keith Wheeler's
23rd.

537
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,890
It's you?

538
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,640
You kissed your husband.

539
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,320
Tracey Stubbs, you silly mare.

540
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,779
You just put us for a week of hell and
it was you tongue sandwiching your

541
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:19,309
husband under the running buffalo alone.

542
00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:23,860
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